Watashi wa dareka no ousama dewa nai
Watashi wa dareka no heitai demo nai
Kudaketa kagami wo hari awasete iku you ni
Kowareta sekai wo hiroi atsumeteiru no da!
Ware wa collector!
Ware wa collector!
Watashi wa ashita wo tebanashi wa shinai
Watashi wa kinou wo houmuri wa shinai
Gosenfu no ue ni naranda onbu no you ni
Chigareta jikan wo narabe naoshiteiru no da!
Ware wa collector!
Ware wa collector!
Miru ga ii... shifuku no hikari wo
Kiku ga ii... tenjou no shirabe wo
Watashi wa chijou ni shibarare wa shinai
Watashi wa sora kara mioroshi wa shinai
Purizumu no naka ni tojikometa yume wo
Dakishimete itai...
Sore ga watashi no... korekushon!You don't get your dreamjob, 'cause you're too tall.
You missed your wake-up call.
A drunken guy crashed in your car,
Can't pay for your drinks at the bar.
Your boss said, it was nice to work with you,
You think he's just a jerk.
The new shoes you bought are ruined after a mile.
The sheets are warm. The fridge is filled.
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey.
And now your girlfriend sold your favourite CD.
They've towed your car away.
While watching girls you fell from a tree.
And that was hard, but now the best:
You haven't seen a girl undressed.
Mummy said, they'd take you out of college.
The sheets are warm. The fridge is filled.
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey.
The sheets are warm. The fridge is filled.
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey.
The sheets are warm. The fridge is filled.
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey.